By The People For The People
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,808thMost Influential: 5,086thMost Pacifist: 9,249th
The Commonwealth of
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Population303 million



The Commonwealth of Eisenmund is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 303 million Eisenmundians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgenstund. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eisenmundian economy, worth 19.0 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,780 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, graffiti graces every city's streets, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenmund's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisenmund is ranked 11,720th in the world and 658th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,808thTop
Most Influential: 5,086thMost Pacifist: 9,249thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,971stSafest: 11,610thNicest Citizens: 11,711thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,730thMost Inclusive: 15,871stHealthiest Citizens: 17,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,700thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,768th
Most Pacifist: 504th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 610th in the regionSafest: 626th in the regionNicest Citizens: 643rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 658th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 824th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 869th in the regionMost Inclusive: 890th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eisenmund was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Eisenmund voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Eisenmund voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Eisenmund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.


World Assembly

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