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Zwei Dinge sind unendlich: Die Dummheit und das All Blixa Bargeld
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,432ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,065thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,102nd
The Construction Site of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Einstuerzende Neubauten

Population10.631 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderBlixa Bargeld
FaithGod has shot himself

Currencybolt
Animalsquatter

The Construction Site of Einstuerzende Neubauten is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Blixa Bargeld with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.631 billion Rivetheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einstuerzende Neubautenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,931 bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Einstuerzende Neubauten's national animal is the squatter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God has shot himself.

Einstuerzende Neubauten is ranked 50,377th in the world and 485th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 896.9972384214 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,432ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,065thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,102ndRudest Citizens: 5,353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,566thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,850thMost Inclusive: 8,281stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,539thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,932ndNicest Citizens: 9,937thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,877thHighest Food Quality: 12,724thSmartest Citizens: 13,814thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,958thNudest: 16,413thMost Cultured: 17,859thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,945thMost Secular: 18,627thMost Armed: 19,318thBest Weather: 20,237thMost Developed: 20,626thHighest Economic Output: 22,868thMost Politically Free: 23,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,723rdLargest Black Market: 25,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,681st
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Most Politically Free: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 208th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionRudest Citizens: 247th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 305th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 310th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 345th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 376th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 387th in the regionMost Inclusive: 423rd in the regionMost Stationary: 485th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 518th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 529th in the regionNicest Citizens: 546th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 547th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 582nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 584th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 647th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 675th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 695th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 705th in the regionNudest: 716th in the regionMost Extreme: 739th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 765th in the regionMost Cultured: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Einstuerzende Neubauten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Einstuerzende Neubauten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Einstuerzende Neubauten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.

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