Population | 10.631 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | Blixa Bargeld |
Faith | God has shot himself |
Currency | bolt |
Animal | squatter |
The Construction Site of Einstuerzende Neubauten is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Blixa Bargeld with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.631 billion Rivetheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Einstuerzende Neubautenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,931 bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Einstuerzende Neubauten's national animal is the squatter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God has shot himself.
Einstuerzende Neubauten is ranked 50,377th in the world and 485th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 896.9972384214 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Einstuerzende Neubauten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Einstuerzende Neubauten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Einstuerzende Neubauten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Einstuerzende Neubauten, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.