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Bow to the biscuits or die
Most Conservative: 1,074thMost Authoritarian: 1,177thMost Extreme: 3,001st
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Egg-Shaped Biscuits

Population130 million

Currencybiscuit
Animalwalking biscuit

The United States of Egg-Shaped Biscuits is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 130 million Egg-Shaped Biscuitsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Egg-Shaped Biscuitsian economy, worth 2.22 trillion biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 17,103 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, Egg-Shaped Biscuitsians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, workers' complaints never reach central planning, and the armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egg-Shaped Biscuits's national animal is the walking biscuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Egg-Shaped Biscuits is ranked 335,101st in the world and 4th in Jimothy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Conservative: 1,074thMost Authoritarian: 1,177thMost Extreme: 3,001stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,183rdMost Income Equality: 14,761st

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