The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 42.599 billion EenieMeenieChiliBeanieans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish EenieMeenieChiliBeaniean economy, worth 801 trillion hats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,812 hats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EenieMeenieChiliBeanie's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EenieMeenieChiliBeanie is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.