The Kingdom of Edoardienne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward I with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.606 billion Edoardienneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rouvlones. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Edoardiennean economy, worth 139 trillion Ganceuillexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,760 Ganceuillexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, third world countries are rich in "I Love Rouvlones" t-shirts, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edoardienne's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Laicism.

Edoardienne is ranked 151,229^th in the world and 7,031^st in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 700.69 milliStalins.