The Federal Republic of Edmontia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jason with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.088 billion Edmontians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmontia Federal District. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edmontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Jason Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,492 Jason Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edmontia's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Edmontia is ranked 234,551^st in the world and 8,996^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.