The Kingdom of Edgar is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.072 billion Edgarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paracuaro. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edgarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,159 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Edgar's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edgar is ranked 2,627^th in the world and 1^st in Guanajuato for Safest, scoring 140.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.