Population | 6.962 billion |
Capital | CAPITAL city |
Leader | sans undertal |
Faith | Riding the Wave |
Currency | McFlurry |
Animal | greyhound |
The ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ of Economichunger is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by sans undertal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.962 billion hungry consumers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL city. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Economichungerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion McFlurries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 380,108 McFlurries, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,524,093 per year while the poor average 3,881, a ratio of 907 to 1.
Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, Economichungerian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Economichunger's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Riding the Wave.
Economichunger is ranked 248th in the world and 4th in Balder for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.92 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
National Happenings
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Economichunger, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
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Economichunger, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
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Economichunger, Economichungerian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
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Economichunger, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
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Economichunger, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
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Economichunger, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
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Economichunger, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
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Economichunger, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
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Economichunger, the Hanging Gardens account for half of CAPITAL city's water use.
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Economichunger, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Economichunger but at least the trains run on time.