Population | 45.029 billion |
Capital | Lucre |
Leader | Government Incorporated CEO Lord Phoenix |
Faith | worship of the Almighty Dollar |
Currency | stock certificate |
Animal | corporate weasel |
The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic Nirvana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Government Incorporated CEO Lord Phoenix with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 45.029 billion Economic Nirvanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucre. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Economic Nirvanan economy, worth an astonishing 18,444 trillion stock certificates a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 409,612 stock certificates, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,391,468 per year while the poor average 10,053, a ratio of 337 to 1.
A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Economic Nirvanan politicians, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for corporate weasel sacrifices, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Economic Nirvana's national animal is the corporate weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worship of the Almighty Dollar.
Economic Nirvana is ranked 288th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,868.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Economic Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Economic Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Economic Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Smartest Citizens.
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Economic Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Economic Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Economic Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Economic Nirvana was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 15 million survivors.
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Economic Nirvana was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 21 million survivors.
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Economic Nirvana was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 35 million survivors.
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Economic Nirvana was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 44 million survivors.