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Age tuum negotium Emperor Matthew
Highest Crime Rates: 1,928thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,043rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,126th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ebyland

Population2.398 billion

CapitalLiberty City
LeaderEmperor Matthew
FaithNone

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Free Land of Ebyland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Matthew with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.398 billion Ebylandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebylandian economy, worth 292 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 122,175 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,603 per year while the poor average 12,318, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ebyland's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Ebyland is ranked 229,900th in the world and 160th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -8.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,928thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,043rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,126thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,506thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,531stLargest Retail Industry: 2,538thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,148thRudest Citizens: 3,418thMost Avoided: 3,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,211thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,379thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,621stLargest Mining Sector: 5,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,834thHighest Drug Use: 9,455thMost Armed: 9,849thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 18,602ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,275thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,503rdMost Pro-Market: 21,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,495thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,019thMost Efficient Economies: 22,275thHighest Average Incomes: 22,762nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Ebyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, rumor has it that Emperor Matthew has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.

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