Population | 17.237 billion |
Capital | Seeping Vallation |
Leader | Emeshkyral the Incarnate |
Faith | ␀ |
Currency | Ichorous Kilderkin |
Animal | Haematic Helminth |
The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emeshkyral the Incarnate with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 17.237 billion Ichorescent Agonarches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seeping Vallation. Income tax is unheard of.
The enormous but sluggish Comsogyral economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Ichorous Kilderkins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 91,118 Ichorous Kilderkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Calling out of the blue has become taboo, solid-gold toilets are Comsogyral prisons' least expensive furnishings, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime is totally unknown. Ebon Citadel's national animal is the Haematic Helminth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ␀.
Ebon Citadel is ranked 84,912th in the world and 1st in The Dour Isthmus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, solid-gold toilets are Comsogyral prisons' least expensive furnishings.
- : Ebon Citadel was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, art criticism in Ebon Citadel is scathingly destructive.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Ebon Citadel, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins.