The Federative Provinces of Eastern Priland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Harald Sekelsky with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The democratic population of 2.098 billion East Prilandishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thomino. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eastern Prilandian economy, worth 116 trillion Dayses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,537 Dayses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and Eastern Priland has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Priland's national animal is the Ostrich.

Eastern Priland is ranked 86,967^th in the world and 36^th in OmniOne for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,040.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.