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Eastern Pacific News Service has 232 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Live Free or Die Trying”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 168th Most Avoided: 221st Largest Information Technology Sector: 253rd
21.541 billion Freedom Fascistsians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Increased profits create happiness.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 121st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 158th
31.667 billion Economic Nirvanans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Increased profits create happiness.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 121st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 158th
31.667 billion Economic Nirvanans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendum est”
Most Developed: 19th Healthiest Citizens: 29th Least Corrupt Governments: 31st
20.983 billion Elejamians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendum est”
Most Developed: 19th Healthiest Citizens: 29th Least Corrupt Governments: 31st
20.983 billion Elejamians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendum est”
Most Developed: 19th Healthiest Citizens: 29th Least Corrupt Governments: 31st
20.983 billion Elejamians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendum est”
Most Developed: 19th Healthiest Citizens: 29th Least Corrupt Governments: 31st
20.983 billion Elejamians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Legend Shall Never Die”
Largest Populations: 24th Most Cheerful Citizens: 64th Smartest Citizens: 78th
34.921 billion Natopians. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Three Principles of the People”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th Largest Mining Sector: 104th Fattest Citizens: 105th
28.064 billion Bai Lungeses. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Three Principles of the People”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th Largest Mining Sector: 104th Fattest Citizens: 105th
28.064 billion Bai Lungeses. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Three Principles of the People”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th Largest Mining Sector: 104th Fattest Citizens: 105th
28.064 billion Bai Lungeses. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Three Principles of the People”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th Largest Mining Sector: 104th Fattest Citizens: 105th
28.064 billion Bai Lungeses. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd Smartest Citizens: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 27th
26.858 billion Ludewans. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Workers of all countries, unite!”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th Most Inclusive: 51st Largest Welfare Programs: 52nd
12.526 billion Trotskyans. Unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Magic is the true power of the world”
Most Secular: 8th Smartest Citizens: 84th Most Cultured: 144th
11.88 billion Wizardonians. Smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Carpe Noctem”
5.258 billion Vite Mortemians. Museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All Hail the Loligarch!”
1.525 billion Eastern Pacific News Serviceans. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation