The Rainbow Republic of Eastern Nyan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Reizei with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.729 billion Eastern Nyannyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oorai. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Nyanian economy, worth 904 trillion Twosetcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,675 Twosetcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Eastern Nyannyans, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Nyan's national animal is the Sand Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Axis Order.

Eastern Nyan is ranked 30,758^th in the world and 764^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.02 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.