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PASSWORD

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,055thMost Influential: 2,949thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,057th
The Federal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eastern Greenlands

Population4.428 billion

CapitalHalcyon
Leaderthe Prime Minister

Currencycredit
AnimalNattoralik Eagle

The Federal Republic of Eastern Greenlands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.428 billion Greenlandics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halcyon. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Greenlandic economy, worth 642 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,210 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and tourists call Eastern Greenlandic beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Greenlands's national animal is the Nattoralik Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eastern Greenlands is ranked 145,996th in the world and 524th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 149 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,055thTop
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Most Influential: 2,949thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,589thNicest Citizens: 7,673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,076thMost Developed: 8,600thMost Efficient Economies: 8,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,801stMost Inclusive: 9,416thSmartest Citizens: 10,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,297thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,305thMost Cultured: 12,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,129thHealthiest Citizens: 13,222ndLargest Governments: 14,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,105thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,299thLowest Crime Rates: 15,130thHighest Average Incomes: 15,157thMost Pacifist: 16,341stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,687thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,771stMost Secular: 18,773rdBest Weather: 19,190thLargest Retail Industry: 20,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,778thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,174thSafest: 22,272ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,335th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, tourists call Eastern Greenlandic beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, recognizing the Eastern Greenlandic flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Greenlands, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.

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