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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507thHighest Crime Rates: 943rdRudest Citizens: 1,054th
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Eastern Apalstan

Population2.337 billion

LeaderSir Does-Nothing-A-Lot


The Free Land of Eastern Apalstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Does-Nothing-A-Lot with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.337 billion Eastern Apalstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ApalVille. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The all-consuming Eastern Apalstanian economy, worth 306 trillion ApalVs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,306 ApalVs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,962 per year while the poor average 13,718, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eastern Apalstan's national animal is the Bulldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Eastern Apalstan is ranked 113,840th in the world and 5,102nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 31.35 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507thHighest Crime Rates: 943rdRudest Citizens: 1,054thMost Influential: 1,070thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,464thMost Avoided: 1,643rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,644thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,733rdHighest Drug Use: 1,749thMost Armed: 1,783rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,801stFattest Citizens: 2,212thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,800thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,241stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,726thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,229thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,279thMost Devout: 7,423rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,495thLargest Mining Sector: 9,268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,157thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,975thMost Inclusive: 17,124thHighest Average Incomes: 21,575thMost Politically Free: 24,246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,782nd
Highest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 52nd in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 131st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 194th in the regionMost Devout: 209th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 365th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 382nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 465th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 496th in the regionMost Extreme: 516th in the regionNudest: 576th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 790th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 890th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 920th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 925th in the regionMost Inclusive: 962nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,114th in the region

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