The Empire of East Wushen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Narisawa Ichiyo with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.086 billion East Wushians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zi'ance. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Wushian economy, worth 579 trillion Marks of Ichiyo a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,916 Marks of Ichiyo, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, when shaking hands with foreign leaders God-Emperor Narisawa Ichiyo wears an armoured gauntlet, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wushen's national animal is the Imperial Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narisawaism.

East Wushen is ranked 73,726^th in the world and 3,863^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,479.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.