|Faith||The True Faith|
|Animal||East Tacoan Lion|
The Theocracy of East Taco is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crusher Creel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.622 billion East Tacoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queso Fresco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.
The all-consuming East Tacoan economy, worth 176 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,725 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,823 per year while the poor average 16,498, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.
Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, Crusher Creel's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Taco's national animal is the East Tacoan Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The True Faith.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Marijuana Haven.
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition.
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Angwayster.
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Purple nation of Aerilia.
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : East Taco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in East Taco, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in East Taco, Crusher Creel's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
- : East Taco was endorsed by The Federation of Kontara.
Endorsements Received: 156 » Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Diodone, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Steraz, Yaorozu, Ozstan, Federation Terra Australis, Ninjak30, Uganda Knuckles UK, Sheldanada, Guer Aike, Selfgradatude, Great Bights Mum, Papika, Sundred, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Corfad, Kwaj, The Black Cathedral, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Dar es Saalam, Ka Ching, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ainsworth, Kasazzastan, Sinelona, Bearical, Black Templares, Australiland, Napnomadia, Shibutani, Gladio II, General COE, Shadowrik, Unsophisticate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, The United States of Romania, Atain, Malta Comino Gozo, and 106 others.Lunallian, United Draconia, North Bratislava, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, SillyString, Outer Egorniand, THX1138, The Pantheons, New Pruessen, Ethnon, Mzeusia, New Bremerton, Justanistan, Sunto, Maovale, Agrauron, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Bayern-Straubing, Joodey, Sil Dorsett, Buckerino, Renzic, 1 very fast endotarter, Wilkshire, Amauri, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Artemizistan, Maott, The Iron Lions, Vincone Cae, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Sakaryata, Warsaw-Halicz, United North American, Atomic Industry Islands, IsiMUd, Guslantis, Sanjurika, Axstahl, Kyrianian, Acrabinnia, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Fortnite Eco, Kirostan, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Noiah, Peldorn, Plangainer, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, The Discipled, Trillius, Haor Chall, Alice Gardens, Partax, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, National Goats, Babacar, Zokk, The Most Freedom Ever, Pleroma Sans Romans, Emmerian Republic, SORT, COCONUT-CITY, Bothia, The Gamer Party, Ethereal Expanse, Ostrinios, Calamazo, Ieprus, Moubarakistan, Sacrento, Empy, Ice and Tinian, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Humptalumpta, Kelvaros Prime, Sea Ghost, Amerian States, Yukti, Kulgatha, Alyrria, Kontara, Norvayopia, Aerilia, Angwayster, Panama Coalition, Marijuana Haven, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.