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Deus enim sanguis sanguinem Crusher Creel
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 931st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,001st Most Primitive: 2,238th
The Theocracy of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Taco

Population1.622 billion

CapitalQueso Fresco
LeaderCrusher Creel
FaithThe True Faith

Currencyguilder
AnimalEast Tacoan Lion

The Theocracy of East Taco is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crusher Creel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.622 billion East Tacoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queso Fresco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The all-consuming East Tacoan economy, worth 176 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,725 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,823 per year while the poor average 16,498, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, Crusher Creel's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Taco's national animal is the East Tacoan Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The True Faith.

East Taco is ranked 7,304th in the world and 253rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,987.67 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 931stTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,001stMost Primitive: 2,238thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,307thMost Devout: 2,726thFattest Citizens: 3,378thMost Influential: 4,191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,751stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,954thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,164thLargest Mining Sector: 7,304thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,626thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,426thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,301stMost Avoided: 10,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,407thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,393rdLargest Black Market: 12,232ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,606thMost Conservative: 15,352nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 58th in the regionMost Primitive: 79th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Devout: 110th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 253rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 270th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 278th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 308th in the regionLargest Black Market: 321st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 356th in the regionMost Avoided: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 368th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 444th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 676th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 693rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 786th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 156 » Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Diodone, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Steraz, Yaorozu, Ozstan, Federation Terra Australis, Ninjak30, Uganda Knuckles UK, Sheldanada, Guer Aike, Selfgradatude, Great Bights Mum, Papika, Sundred, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Corfad, Kwaj, The Black Cathedral, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Dar es Saalam, Ka Ching, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ainsworth, Kasazzastan, Sinelona, Bearical, Black Templares, Australiland, Napnomadia, Shibutani, Gladio II, General COE, Shadowrik, Unsophisticate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, The United States of Romania, Atain, Malta Comino Gozo, and 106 others.Lunallian, United Draconia, North Bratislava, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, SillyString, Outer Egorniand, THX1138, The Pantheons, New Pruessen, Ethnon, Mzeusia, New Bremerton, Justanistan, Sunto, Maovale, Agrauron, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Bayern-Straubing, Joodey, Sil Dorsett, Buckerino, Renzic, 1 very fast endotarter, Wilkshire, Amauri, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Artemizistan, Maott, The Iron Lions, Vincone Cae, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Sakaryata, Warsaw-Halicz, United North American, Atomic Industry Islands, IsiMUd, Guslantis, Sanjurika, Axstahl, Kyrianian, Acrabinnia, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Fortnite Eco, Kirostan, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Noiah, Peldorn, Plangainer, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, The Discipled, Trillius, Haor Chall, Alice Gardens, Partax, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, National Goats, Babacar, Zokk, The Most Freedom Ever, Pleroma Sans Romans, Emmerian Republic, SORT, COCONUT-CITY, Bothia, The Gamer Party, Ethereal Expanse, Ostrinios, Calamazo, Ieprus, Moubarakistan, Sacrento, Empy, Ice and Tinian, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Humptalumpta, Kelvaros Prime, Sea Ghost, Amerian States, Yukti, Kulgatha, Alyrria, Kontara, Norvayopia, Aerilia, Angwayster, Panama Coalition, Marijuana Haven, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.

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