People outnumbered by trees since 1742
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,335th
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East Stederland

Population1.672 billion

CapitalSteder City
LeaderYour mom


The Commonwealth of East Stederland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Your mom with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.672 billion East Stederlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steder City. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse East Stederlandian economy, worth 125 trillion acorns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,889 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and they say that East Stederlandians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Stederland's national animal is the tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Stederland is ranked 23,527th in the world and 82nd in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,869.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,927thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,335thMost Influential: 4,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,300thNicest Citizens: 6,429thMost Pacifist: 6,527thBest Weather: 6,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,209thMost Inclusive: 7,314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,161stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,191stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,526thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,670thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,240thMost Secular: 12,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,244thHealthiest Citizens: 14,412thMost Cultured: 15,041stSafest: 15,419thLargest Governments: 17,441stLowest Crime Rates: 18,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,725thSmartest Citizens: 22,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,527thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,560th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 40th in the region

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