Population | 11.557 billion |
Capital | Mr Squit Squit City |
Currency | Golden shell |
Animal | Turtle |
The Free Land of East South Chicken Sea is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.557 billion Sea creatures are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Squit Squit City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish a Sea creature economy, worth 338 trillion Golden shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 29,255 Golden shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopian villagers starve by the time a Sea creature officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, dining out often involves Turtles on the plate no matter what you order, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East South Chicken Sea's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
East South Chicken Sea is ranked 18,869th in the world and 981st in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,656.7670299462 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : East South Chicken Sea was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 23 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : East South Chicken Sea's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : East South Chicken Sea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.