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Long Live National Unity! Protector of Republic
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,450thMost Armed: 4,551st
The People Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Page
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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East onlaw

Population3.82 billion

CapitalBloomberg
LeaderProtector of Republic

CurrencyDesibel
AnimalIowa

The People Republic of East onlaw is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Protector of Republic with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.82 billion East onlawians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloomberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East onlawian economy, worth 850 trillion Desibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 222,585 Desibels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,509 per year while the poor average 53,769, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, it is often said that only Protector of Republic could bring down Dàguó, and a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East onlaw's national animal is the Iowa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East onlaw is ranked 198,341st in the world and 33rd in Wintercrest for Most Stationary, with 49.41120448792 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,789thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,450thMost Armed: 4,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,750thLargest Retail Industry: 5,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,955thLargest Governments: 6,568thMost Efficient Economies: 6,677thHighest Average Incomes: 7,479thMost Inclusive: 7,548thMost Cultured: 7,692ndRudest Citizens: 7,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,143rdSmartest Citizens: 9,216thHighest Food Quality: 9,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,403rdMost Secular: 13,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,282ndMost Developed: 14,866thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16,892ndMost Patriotic: 17,778thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,963rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,767thLowest Crime Rates: 19,479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,008thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,876th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, it is often said that only Protector of Republic could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : East onlaw was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in East onlaw, the East onlaw Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.

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