Population | 3.82 billion |
Capital | Bloomberg |
Leader | Protector of Republic |
Currency | Desibel |
Animal | Iowa |
The People Republic of East onlaw is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Protector of Republic with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.82 billion East onlawians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloomberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.8%.
The frighteningly efficient East onlawian economy, worth 850 trillion Desibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 222,585 Desibels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,509 per year while the poor average 53,769, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.
Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, it is often said that only Protector of Republic could bring down Dàguó, and a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East onlaw's national animal is the Iowa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
East onlaw is ranked 198,341st in the world and 33rd in Wintercrest for Most Stationary, with 49.41120448792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, it is often said that only Protector of Republic could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
- : East onlaw was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in East onlaw, the East onlaw Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.