Population | 4.975 billion |
Capital | Marxtopia |
Leader | Baroness Virginia |
Faith | State atheism |
Currency | Escudo Português |
Animal | LION |
The People's Republic of East Lago is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baroness Virginia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.975 billion East Lagoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxtopia. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse East Lagoan economy, worth 614 trillion Escudo Português a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 123,481 Escudo Português, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Lago's national animal is the LION, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State atheism.
East Lago is ranked 52,546th in the world and 1st in Communist and Socialist World Congress for Most Stationary, with 843.10868263232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East Lago, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in East Lago, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
- : Following new legislation in East Lago, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in East Lago, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
- : East Lago was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : East Lago was endorsed by The Democratic People's Republic of Wostad.
- : East Lago lodged a message on the Communist and Socialist World Congress Regional Message Board.
- : East Lago endorsed The Democratic People's Republic of Wostad.
- : East Lago added the most supported regional map to the world factbook.
- : East Lago removed the most supported regional map from the world factbook.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Zestsrealia and Wostad.