Always serve under the Divine Emperor!
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,105thMost Patriotic: 1,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,408th
The Holy Socialist Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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East Deslang

Population1.284 billion

LeaderFriedrich I
FaithDivine Imperial Cult

AnimalWhite Tiger

The Holy Socialist Empire of East Deslang is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Friedrich I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.284 billion East Deslangians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belotsarsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.6%.

The frighteningly efficient East Deslangian economy, worth 312 trillion ED-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,607 ED-Marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, nine out of ten citizens of East Deslang answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Deslang's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Divine Imperial Cult.

East Deslang is ranked 245,725th in the world and 9,236th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,105thMost Patriotic: 1,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,616thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,913thMost Influential: 2,156thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,991stLargest Black Market: 5,642ndMost Devout: 6,810thMost Authoritarian: 7,780thLargest Governments: 8,289thLowest Crime Rates: 9,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,918thMost Conservative: 10,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,938thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,444thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,837thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,414thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,315thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,336th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Devout: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 295th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 305th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 330th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 349th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 350th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 354th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 393rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 459th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Conservative: 520th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 530th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 532nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 598th in the regionMost Extreme: 599th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 653rd in the regionMost Developed: 767th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, nine out of ten citizens of East Deslang answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : East Deslang voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Friedrich I in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, East Deslangian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in East Deslang, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.


World Assembly

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