She would merengue and do the cha-cha El Presidente Sebastian Bach
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,730thMost Influential: 3,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,806th
The Tiki Bar of
Democratic Socialists
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East Copa Cabana

Population6.917 billion

LeaderEl Presidente Sebastian Bach

CurrencyPiņa Colada
AnimalThree-Toed Sloth

The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente Sebastian Bach with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 6.917 billion East Copa Cabananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong East Copa Cabanan economy, worth 549 trillion Piņa Coladas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,457 Piņa Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, the arms industry is strictly regulated, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Copa Cabana's national animal is the Three-Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alchemy.

East Copa Cabana is ranked 15,427th in the world and 482nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,190.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,730thMost Influential: 3,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,003rdTop
Best Weather: 13,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,594thMost Stationary: 19,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,449thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,667thNicest Citizens: 22,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,084thHighest Food Quality: 24,179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,647thSmartest Citizens: 24,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,955thMost Cultured: 26,939th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 343rd in the regionMost Stationary: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 407th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionBest Weather: 454th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 459th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 482nd in the regionNudest: 497th in the regionLargest Populations: 514th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 620th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 624th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 660th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 663rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 676th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 684th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 763rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 764th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 766th in the regionNicest Citizens: 822nd in the regionMost Cultured: 823rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 841st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 890th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 897th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 902nd in the regionLargest Governments: 909th in the regionMost Secular: 922nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 950th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 955th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,002nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,075th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,092nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,143rd in the regionSafest: 1,171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,179th in the regionMost Developed: 1,243rd in the region

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