Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Avoided: 1st Most Corrupt Governments: 1st
The Exalted Supremacy of
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Borland

Population33.811 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence

AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.811 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 27,871 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 824,329 Slaves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,013,533 per year while the poor average 159,944, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2,220.78 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thMost Secular: 14thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Economic Output: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59thLargest Agricultural Sector: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 94thMost Primitive: 104thRudest Citizens: 139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 243rdMost Armed: 295thLargest Governments: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 457thLargest Black Market: 816thLargest Populations: 846thMost Stationary: 1,316thMost Efficient Economies: 1,589thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,505thMost Influential: 6,475thTop
Most Conservative: 12,414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,632ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,136th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, concussed Gila Monsterball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.


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