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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 7th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Borland

Population38.069 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.069 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 34,541 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 907,338 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,260,047 per year while the poor average 74,332, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 237,787th in the world and 111th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.41 tourists per hour.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 7thMost Secular: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thFattest Citizens: 9thMost Patriotic: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 63rdRudest Citizens: 117thLargest Governments: 176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 185thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256thLowest Crime Rates: 291stMost Primitive: 478thLargest Populations: 796thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 806thMost Stationary: 1,146thLargest Black Market: 1,735thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,076thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,590thMost Influential: 7,306thMost Conservative: 7,709thMost Armed: 11,164thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,521stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,724thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,565thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,154th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, it is often said that only His Supreme Eminence could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.

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