The Republic of East Alicralizofr is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 5.982 billion East Alicralizofrians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped East Alicralizofrian economy, worth 153 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,687 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Alicralizofr's national animal is the robot.

East Alicralizofr is ranked 74,767^th in the world and 1^st in The world psychopaths for Safest, scoring 94.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.