The Holy Socialist Paradise of East Africanism is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Lidya Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.78 billion East Africans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East African economy, worth 667 trillion Afroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,552 Afroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Africanism's national animal is the Blue Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oriental Orthodox Christianity.

East Africanism is ranked 323,371^st in the world and 192^nd in Africa for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -14.21 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.