The Federation of Eas Knine is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.175 billion Eas Knineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeli Hibana. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eas Kninean economy, worth 236 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,954 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, recognizing the Eas Kninean flag qualifies you for citizenship, and all you have to do is pray to get into Eas Knine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eas Knine's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eas Knine is ranked 6,946^th in the world and 14^th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,914.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.