The 🌻 Flowering Warrior 🌻 of Earthly Cossack is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Spirit of Ukraine with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.032 billion Cossacks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkiv. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cossack economy, worth 68.3 trillion Ukrainian hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,172 Ukrainian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Earthly Cossack, Will of the Soldiers has been named as Earthly Cossack's national religion, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthly Cossack's national animal is the Heavenly Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Will of the Soldiers.

Earthly Cossack is ranked 245,144^th in the world and 5,069^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -107.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.