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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 648thNicest Citizens: 712th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Earth beetles

Population3.812 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Earth beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.812 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yarthian economy, worth 751 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 197,050 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Earth beetles, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Earth beetles is ranked 32,981st in the world and 24th in World of Beetles for Most Influential, scoring 1,293 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 648thNicest Citizens: 712thMost Pacifist: 735thLargest Welfare Programs: 829thMost Inclusive: 859thSafest: 972ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,526thHighest Food Quality: 1,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,616thBest Weather: 1,764thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,999thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,086thLargest Governments: 2,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,166thHealthiest Citizens: 2,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,573rdTop
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Most Developed: 2,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,138thLowest Crime Rates: 3,207thMost Cultured: 3,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,397thSmartest Citizens: 3,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,548thMost Efficient Economies: 4,688thMost Secular: 7,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,237thMost Income Equality: 10,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,873rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,449th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Earth beetles.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, heart failure has skyrocketed among elderly nobles who are morally opposed to pacemakers.
  • : Earth beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, straitjackets are a common religious garb.

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