Population | 7.4 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Earth beetles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.4 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yarthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 261,923 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Earth beetles is ranked 36,536th in the world and 13th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.39907986408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Yarthian weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Earth beetles, babies are a small but significant export.