The Free Land of Eagle Transporter is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.001 billion Eagle Transporterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.
The strong Eagle Transporterian economy, worth 565 trillion Spacecredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,859 Spacecredits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the entire entry for Eagle Transporter in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eagle Transporter's national animal is the Astrocetus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Eagle Transporter is ranked 173,470th in the world and 13th in MandalMotors Spaceshipyard for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,479.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Eagle Transporter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Eagle Transporter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Eagle Transporter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Eagle Transporter, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Eagle Transporter, the entire entry for Eagle Transporter in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
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Eagle Transporter, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
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Eagle Transporter, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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Eagle Transporter, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
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Eagle Transporter, even God cannot save you in Eagle Transporter.
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Eagle Transporter, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.