The Confederacy of Eagas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leonard Eagas with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.902 billion Eagasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagas City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eagasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,308 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Eagas, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eagas's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eagas is ranked 196,078^th in the world and 7,771^st in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.77 Crimes Per Hour.