Population | 16.213 billion |
Capital | Capital City Inc Ltd |
Leader | Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller |
Faith | Orthodox Capitalism |
Currency | blut |
Animal | political dissident |
The National Corporate Syndicate of Dyssia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.213 billion wage-slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City Inc Ltd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.
The frighteningly efficient wage-slaving economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion bluts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,502 bluts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,598,860 per year while the poor average 3,426, a ratio of 466 to 1.
Rumor has it that Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller has won three lotteries in a row, skyscrapers get built in just days, politicians look weirdly alike, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in Osiris. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyssia's national animal is the political dissident, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Capitalism.
Dyssia is ranked 138,932nd in the world and 2,560th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 216.70053492268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dyssia altered its national flag.
- : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.