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Hardship Brings Prosperity
Largest Insurance Industry: 622ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,156th
The National Corporate Syndicate of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dyssia

Population16.213 billion

CapitalCapital City Inc Ltd
LeaderBillionaire Benny G Rockefeller
FaithOrthodox Capitalism

Currencyblut
Animalpolitical dissident

The National Corporate Syndicate of Dyssia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.213 billion wage-slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City Inc Ltd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient wage-slaving economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion bluts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,502 bluts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,598,860 per year while the poor average 3,426, a ratio of 466 to 1.

Rumor has it that Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller has won three lotteries in a row, skyscrapers get built in just days, politicians look weirdly alike, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in Osiris. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyssia's national animal is the political dissident, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Capitalism.

Dyssia is ranked 138,932nd in the world and 2,560th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 216.70053492268 days.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 622ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,156thMost Avoided: 1,258thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,534thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,801stFattest Citizens: 2,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,134thHighest Crime Rates: 2,545thLargest Retail Industry: 2,831stTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,308thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,370thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,519thMost Secular: 3,623rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,656thNudest: 3,791stLargest Mining Sector: 4,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,850thHighest Economic Output: 7,294thRudest Citizens: 8,523rdMost Armed: 9,132ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,954thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,515thHighest Average Incomes: 12,730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,979thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 15,881stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,343rdMost Conservative: 19,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,303rdLargest Populations: 23,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,642nd
Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55th in the regionMost Avoided: 71st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 105th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 113th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 114th in the regionFattest Citizens: 120th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionMost Secular: 163rd in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 187th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 196th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 256th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 308th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 349th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 404th in the regionRudest Citizens: 409th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 440th in the regionMost Extreme: 470th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 591st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 607th in the regionLargest Populations: 703rd in the regionMost Conservative: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 803rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 825th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 865th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 895th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 961st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dyssia altered its national flag.
  • : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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