The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.07 billion Dyllians, 6.776 billion of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Anor. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dyllic economy, worth 314 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 34,357 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, refugees from other nations are flocking to Dyllypoly's border, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllypoly's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Dyllypoly is ranked 310,043^rd in the world and 6,189^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.