The Incorporated States of Duncan Isles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dame Sophia Bruins with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.251 billion Duncan Islesmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duncan Islesman economy, worth 872 trillion Duncan Isles Credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,604 Duncan Isles Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duncan Isles's national animal is the Yellow Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Duncan Isles is ranked 9,538^th in the world and 1^st in Perdita for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.