Population | 6.184 billion |
Capital | Dumaflage |
Leader | Joe Sixpack |
Faith | something or other |
Currency | doohickey |
Animal | thingamajig |
The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Sixpack with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.184 billion Dumoflageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumaflage. Income tax is unheard of.
The all-consuming Dumoflagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion doohickeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 166,233 doohickeys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,146,495 per year while the poor average 8,545, a ratio of 134 to 1.
Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', rioting and unrest sweep the nation, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dumoflage's national animal is the thingamajig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is something or other.
Dumoflage is ranked 41,890th in the world and 10th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Stationary, with 1,055.993594997 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Dumoflage's influence in Antarctic Oasis fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Dumoflage's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.