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It's ol Whatchamacallit
Highest Drug Use: 315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 483rdHighest Crime Rates: 525th
The Veeblefetzer of
Anarchy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Dumoflage

Population6.184 billion

CapitalDumaflage
LeaderJoe Sixpack
Faithsomething or other

Currencydoohickey
Animalthingamajig

The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Sixpack with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.184 billion Dumoflageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumaflage. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Dumoflagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion doohickeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 166,233 doohickeys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,146,495 per year while the poor average 8,545, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', rioting and unrest sweep the nation, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dumoflage's national animal is the thingamajig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is something or other.

Dumoflage is ranked 41,890th in the world and 10th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Stationary, with 1,055.993594997 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 483rdHighest Crime Rates: 525thRudest Citizens: 528thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 634thMost Armed: 821stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 850thFattest Citizens: 855thMost Avoided: 904thLargest Retail Industry: 979thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,613thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,994thMost Pro-Market: 2,001stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,473rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,526thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,700thLargest Mining Sector: 6,643rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,952ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,642ndMost Inclusive: 14,074thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,704thHighest Average Incomes: 16,999thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,153rdMost Extreme: 23,329thMost Politically Free: 23,790thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,673rdHighest Economic Output: 29,128th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Dumoflage's influence in Antarctic Oasis fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Dumoflage's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Dumoflage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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