The United Corporations of Dummkopfen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman of the Board John McGready with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.8 billion Trottels are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seriously Superb Saurkraut City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dummkopfenian economy, worth 391 trillion almighty dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 139,975 almighty dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,268,108 per year while the poor average 1,821, a ratio of 696 to 1.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dummkopfen's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of the Almighty Dollar.

Dummkopfen is ranked 138,387^th in the world and 6,496^th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 760.53 milliStalins.