Population | 231 million |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Ducian Beaver |
The Commonwealth of Ducia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 231 million Ducians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.
The thriving Ducian economy, worth 18.5 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 79,950 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ducia's national animal is the Ducian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ducia is ranked 247,086th in the world and 4,137th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 379.77 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
- : Ducia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Following new legislation in Ducia, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Ducia's coulrophobia epidemic.