The Demon Castle of Dsarks is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 722 million Dsarksians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fog. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dsarksian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Rat Corpses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,817 Rat Corpses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dsarks's national animal is the Microscopic Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dsarks is ranked 98,638^th in the world and 129^th in The League for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,122.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.