The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Dankworth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.17 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,634 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,981 Bird Droppings, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, the might of the entire Drunkerlandian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 5,940^th in the world and 14^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Authoritarian, with 6,734.84 milliStalins.