Population | 44.68 billion |
Capital | Big Troll Hole |
Leader | Drooling BigHead |
Currency | sideofmutton |
Animal | sheep |
The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 44.68 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,930 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,646 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Big Troll Hole Sheep against long odds, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Drunk Trolls is ranked 344,939th in the world and 5,992nd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.94 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Drunk Trolls, school uniforms are compulsory.
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Drunk Trolls, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Big Troll Hole Sheep against long odds.
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Drunk Trolls, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
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Drunk Trolls, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
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Drunk Trolls, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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Drunk Trolls, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
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Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
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Drunk Trolls, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
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Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.