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Leave Us alone and we won't eat ye. Drooling BigHead
Largest Publishing Industry: 160thBest Weather: 245thMost Beautiful Environments: 307th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Drunk Trolls

Population44.68 billion

CapitalBig Troll Hole
LeaderDrooling BigHead

Currencysideofmutton
Animalsheep

The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 44.68 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,930 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,646 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Big Troll Hole Sheep against long odds, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drunk Trolls is ranked 344,939th in the world and 5,992nd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.94 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 160thBest Weather: 245thMost Beautiful Environments: 307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 317thMost Stationary: 363rdHighest Economic Output: 749thLargest Populations: 804thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,108thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,131stMost Secular: 1,263rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,295thMost Pacifist: 1,942ndHighest Food Quality: 1,977thSmartest Citizens: 1,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,390thMost Developed: 2,426thMost Cultured: 2,488thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,677thHealthiest Citizens: 2,735thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,089thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,601stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,487thHighest Average Incomes: 5,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,378thRudest Citizens: 6,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,566thLargest Retail Industry: 10,868thMost Inclusive: 11,300thMost Influential: 13,171stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,160thMost Efficient Economies: 24,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 33,004thMost Income Equality: 33,795th
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 104th in the regionMost Pacifist: 107th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 129th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 191st in the regionRudest Citizens: 208th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 390th in the regionMost Inclusive: 476th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Big Troll Hole Sheep against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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