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Most Secular: 301stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,406thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,787th
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Drugged up Kitties

Population12.073 billion

LeaderTrevor Moore

AnimalStoned Kitty

The The Whitest State U Know of Drugged up Kitties is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trevor Moore with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.073 billion Drugged up Kittiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,771 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Drugged up Kitties is ranked 268,434th in the world and 7,205th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Secular: 301stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,406thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,911thMost Efficient Economies: 2,178thMost Influential: 2,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,507thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,574thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,072ndMost Inclusive: 3,099thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,452ndMost Developed: 3,764thLargest Mining Sector: 3,773rdSmartest Citizens: 3,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,943rdMost Pacifist: 6,568thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,653rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,674thSafest: 6,815thHighest Food Quality: 6,940thHighest Economic Output: 7,215thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,547thMost Avoided: 7,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,638thLargest Governments: 8,843rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,654thRudest Citizens: 11,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,838thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,597thMost Cultured: 15,597thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,346thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,693rdMost Income Equality: 18,568thLowest Crime Rates: 20,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,910thHealthiest Citizens: 22,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,475thLargest Retail Industry: 24,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,596thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,962ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,833rdLargest Populations: 26,414th
Most Secular: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 271st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 276th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 286th in the regionMost Pacifist: 339th in the regionMost Avoided: 352nd in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 377th in the regionLargest Governments: 412th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 427th in the regionRudest Citizens: 430th in the regionMost Income Equality: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 637th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 637th in the regionLargest Populations: 655th in the region

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