The The Whitest State U Know of Drugged up Kitties is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trevor Moore with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.073 billion Drugged up Kittiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,771 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Drugged up Kitties is ranked 268,434^th in the world and 7,205^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.