The Republic of Dravida India is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zidan Harem with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.088 billion Dravida Indians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangalore. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dravida Indian economy, worth 571 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,901 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Zidan Harem, political shows are fit for purpose, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown. Dravida India's national animal is the Indian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dravida India is ranked 5,761^st in the world and 191^st in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.77 bananas ingested per day.