The Grand Duchy of Dragonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duke Jeymian Drachenberg III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.237 billion Dragonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weyrcliff. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,808 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,850 Galleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown. Dragonia's national animal is the Dragonhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidicism.

Dragonia is ranked 258,297^th in the world and 9,747^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -43.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.