The Grand Duchy of Dragonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duke Jeymian Drachenberg III with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.336 billion Dragonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weyrcliff. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,060 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 371,013 Galleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, Dragonians seem to be catching more chills, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Dragonian politicians, and multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks. Crime is totally unknown. Dragonia's national animal is the Dragonhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidicism.

Dragonia is ranked 5,652^nd in the world and 154^th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 134.63 Insults Per Minute.