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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 706thMost Pacifist: 711th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dragon beetles

Population3.787 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Dragon beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.787 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dragonian economy, worth 752 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 198,733 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the Dragon beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', organ donation is compulsory, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragon beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Dragon beetles is ranked 259,208th in the world and 68th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.89 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 706thMost Pacifist: 711thSafest: 725thNicest Citizens: 807thLargest Welfare Programs: 941stLeast Corrupt Governments: 945thMost Inclusive: 1,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,288thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,556thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,571stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,613thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,759thHighest Food Quality: 1,804thBest Weather: 2,079thLargest Governments: 2,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,397thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,643rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,657thLowest Crime Rates: 2,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,738thMost Developed: 2,979thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,263rdMost Cultured: 3,305thMost Income Equality: 3,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,825thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,879thSmartest Citizens: 3,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,722ndMost Secular: 4,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,445thHighest Average Incomes: 7,622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,379th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, the Dragon beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, Dragonian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so".
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dragonian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.

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