Population | 7.312 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Dragon beetles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.312 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 259,925 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, Ringa Beetles's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and nobody knows why the caged Leprechaun sings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragon beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Dragon beetles is ranked 36,540th in the world and 15th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.3983715312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, nobody knows why the caged Leprechaun sings.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, Ringa Beetles's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dragonian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Leprechaun.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes.
- : Following new legislation in Dragon beetles, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.