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Allons-y! Time Turner
Most Valuable International Artwork: 141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 928th
The Timey Wimey Adventurer of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dr Hooves

Population6.876 billion

CapitalEquestria
LeaderTime Turner
FaithCards

CurrencyHourglass
AnimalPony

The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.876 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Hourglasses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,230 Hourglasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is pervasive. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 16,944th in the world and 11th in Equestria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,569.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 928thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,049thLargest Mining Sector: 1,101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,702ndMost Avoided: 1,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,800thLargest Black Market: 1,999thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,600thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,254thHighest Average Incomes: 3,637thFattest Citizens: 4,130thLargest Retail Industry: 4,255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,745thMost Efficient Economies: 4,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,977thRudest Citizens: 7,090thNudest: 7,336thMost Secular: 7,444thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,470thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,295thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,615thLargest Governments: 9,872ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,006thHighest Economic Output: 11,200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,440thMost Armed: 12,074thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,996thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,260thMost Patriotic: 16,710thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,533rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
  • : Dr Hooves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, for just a few extra Hourglasses Dr Hoovesians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr Hooves, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.

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