The Rogue Nation of Doomsylvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Master Emperor of All Von Doomstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.591 billion Doomsylvanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ArchDoom Citadel. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Doomsylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,058 trillion Doombuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,533 Doombuxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, vacationing Doomsylvanians expect to be treated as royalty, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and Doomsylvanians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doomsylvania's national animal is the Giant Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Doomsinian Doombringers.

Doomsylvania is ranked 154,612^th in the world and 2,479^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,639.13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.