It sucks so bad that your country seems better
Most Influential: 4,893rd Most Politically Free: 9,675th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,879th
The People's Republic of
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Population749 million

AnimalWild dogs

The People's Republic of DontComeHereItSucks2 is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 749 million DontComeHereItSucks2ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The powerhouse DontComeHereItSucks2ian economy, worth 50.4 trillion Yahtzees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,345 Yahtzees , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, builders across DontComeHereItSucks2 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. DontComeHereItSucks2's national animal is the Wild dogs.

DontComeHereItSucks2 is ranked 17,993rd in the world and 4th in The 5th Wave for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 6,203.97 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 4,893rdTop
Most Politically Free: 9,675thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,879thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,551stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,714th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

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