The Doctor can see you now. The Doctor
Most Extreme: 3rdMost Authoritarian: 102ndMost Conservative: 157th
The Candlewhisper Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.989 billion

CapitalThe Surgery
LeaderThe Doctor
Faithenlightened science

Currencymg of olanzapine
Animallab rat

The Candlewhisper Puppet of DoNoHarm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Doctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.989 billion patients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Surgery. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but sluggish DoNoHarmian economy, worth 656 trillion mgs of olanzapine a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,024 mgs of olanzapine, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned lab ratball fields, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoNoHarm's national animal is the lab rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is enlightened science.

DoNoHarm is ranked 175,144th in the world and 580th in Forest for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,168.39 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Extreme: 3rdMost Authoritarian: 102ndMost Conservative: 157thMost Primitive: 230thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 619thBest Weather: 799thMost Ignorant Citizens: 832ndMost Devout: 859thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,605thLargest Black Market: 1,680thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,811thLowest Crime Rates: 1,837thHealthiest Citizens: 2,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,180thLargest Governments: 3,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,006thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,579thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,332nd
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DoNoHarm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : DoNoHarm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : DoNoHarm's influence in Forest rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : DoNoHarm changed its national motto to "The Doctor can see you now.".
  • : DoNoHarm lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : DoNoHarm's influence in Forest rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : DoNoHarm's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : DoNoHarm changed its national motto to "Every move you make, I'll be watching you.".
  • : DoNoHarm altered its national flag.
  • : DoNoHarm's influence in Forest rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".


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