The Zardozian Minions of Donnee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Donnee with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.346 billion Donneeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grovel Prime. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Donneean economy, worth 261 trillion Bananas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 78,246 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Donnee's national animal is the Single-Celled Yellow Organism, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Zardozian Way.

Donnee is ranked 90,550^th in the world and 849^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 33.98 quips per hour.